The Declaration of Human Rights

  1. No adverts on the subway
  2. Above-ground trains
  3. Monorails (see 2.)
  4. White Paint
  5. Central Park should extend from river-to-river, thereby creating a necessary divide.
  6. Americans, but only Americans, are entitled to exceptionalism
  7. The mascot of America should be changed to the grey squirrel (see Grey Squirrel: America's Revenge)
  8. Inter-generational mentors
  9. Silence
  10. Robots, not waiters

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